Chocolate Strawberry Bomb Explodes in San Francisco Airport
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Chocolate Strawberry Bomb Explodes in San Francisco Airport
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SFO, 2/13/2012 - A chocolate strawberry bomb exploded tonight at approximately 9:40PM in front of Gate 50-59 near the Virgin America check in counter. There was one reported casuality. A big fat crazy dude seemed dazed and confused.
"Sir, sir, are you ok?" asked MNN reporter.
"dude, duuuuude...where am I?, Is this heavan? All I remember was my tongue went numb, white smoke, and pure pleasure" Said the joly fat dude.
SFO is devastated. Updates soon...
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JUST IN New Information reveals the chocolate strawberry bomb contained magical sparkling dust locked within the chocolate. The dust exploded right in front of the TSA security checkpoint.
OMG! Are you ok?
Eye Witnesses report that the explosion was so great that the fat dude floated high above security. TSA did not know what hit them.
Only in California can you get it that organic and past security being that concentrated!!! What was the TSA thinking. They must have been too busy l(o)(o)king though people underwear with their new multi-billion perv machine !!!!!
Dude ... That's the BOMB
LOL!!! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's iMunchie Man on eagles wings!
Boy that was some kick @$$ berry bomb. This flight is gonna be a trip :-P
I do not believe there will be any strawberry bombs or even cherry bombs on the flight :( Now of days we are lucky to get a bag of peanuts in the flight. Soon we will get a single peanut and an ice cube to suck on !!!
Does anybody need any HELP ? :P
Is there anyone there that can provide any updates ...
Yes i do
We are gonna exit here with a BIG BANG!
At least curtsy flush ... ahhhhyyyyaaaaa the poor bathroom plumbing ;(
Reporters say there may be other bombs hidden in garbage cans around the airport. SWAT teams have been dispatched and K-9 units are scanning cars in the parking lot.
First clues reveal that the terrorist is Israeli!
He was quoted on MNN "in a world following a bunch of lies, I mite as well blow you up with a virtual bomb that will make you smile"
Kkkssshhhh....(Calling all NerdAsses)
Kkkssshhh....ooo00OOO(May Day, May Day...Do you read me)
Kkksshhh...(suspect has been spotted flying high at 2:22 and 39,000 feet somewhere over Texas)
Kkksshhh...(NerdAsses do you copy!? The Strawberry Bomber is moving fast)
Kkksshhh...(has anyone found the bomb at the airport yet)
Kkkssshhh....(Sound the NerdAss alarm, we found a clue on the suspects facebook page)
MMMmmmUUuuuuHhhhhAaaaaaHHHhhaahaha...
Catch me if you can!
Wow!!!
This called for an "oh snap!"
Dude are you ok
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