Chocolate Strawberry Bomb Explodes in San Francisco Airport
SFO, 2/13/2012 - A chocolate strawberry bomb exploded tonight at approximately 9:40PM in front of Gate 50-59 near the Virgin America check in counter. There was one reported casuality. A big fat crazy dude seemed dazed and confused.
"Sir, sir, are you ok?" asked MNN reporter.
"dude, duuuuude...where am I?, Is this heavan? All I remember was my tongue went numb, white smoke, and pure pleasure" Said the joly fat dude.
SFO is devastated. Updates soon...