Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe 8,535
Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe | iMunchie
Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe 8,535
Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe by Bryan Pivik | iMunchie
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Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe

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Hi All, One of my buddies sent me his Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. Baking powder
1 cup water

1 tsp. Salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs (room temperature)
Nuts (your choice)
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Directions:
Sample tequila to check quality; Take a large bowl; check
Tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality..

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
Bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose
With a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
Find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
Cherry Christmas

Comments

246 comments in 1 year 5 months

I love my Uncle Jim Foley ... He always makes me laugh !!!

This is also, I think, the first thing of his that I have been able to post :)

I was'nt sure that was postable, cause it's so damn funny...

Funny is great ;) Bring on the funny !!!

Great to see you on :-)

Sounds like it is going to be a great holiday again ;)

LOL!!!

EXCELLENT!

Can't go wrong with Tequila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AGREE! When you have Tequila you can't go wrong!

"Don't forget to beat off the turner"
LOL!!!! it gets me every time!

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